Cross-Browser Rendering: From Bad to Worst Scary

This is a quick one, since I really don't have time to post this at all ;-)

I was working on a few tweaks and mods for our church's teen ministry social network, and went to IE8 (beta 2), only to find the scariest rendering anomaly ever.
Yep, it's a JPG with dimensions set... I know, confuses me too.

For the record, here's how it's supposed to be.


Oh the day when every browser renders and executes code the exact same way.